Thursday, February 07, 2008

I've moved

This blog is tired and old...started a new one.

http://thisdaymaysuck.blogspot.com

This will actually update.

Basis of this blog: My days are dictated by my morning drive music...so check out what i'm hearing and how suicidal I am this week.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

11 strikes...shit game

Since my bowling has been a popular topic over the last week, I feel compelled to give a weekly update. Sadly, this is all I have to blog about.

This week...668, including an 11 strike, 261 effort. Awful game really...one horrible shot killed me.

Some stats from the night:

Number of games won: 2
Number of games lost: 2
Number of "jorts" being worn: 8
Nuber of carpenter jeans worn: 1
finally, number of shots consumed: 1

I know, it's a lame post...but I need my friends to read this and call me a loser redneck fuck who bowls. Fuck you guys.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

you'd think the circus is over...

So it happened...Terri Schaivo has passed. If I have to listen to one more righteous fuck say, "why couldn't you give her some water to drink..." i'm going to explode. She can't fucking drink people...that's why she has a FEEDING TUBE. Terri isn't the reason for this post...

I'm going after hypocrites in general. For once, I got some information from the show Crossfire. I hate those fucks with a passion, but they did bring up an interesting story. Anyone every hear the name Wanda Hudson??? Of course not. Here's a mother who has a 5-month old child on a respirator...you can get the details here.

The courts gave the hospital permission to pull the plug. THE COURTS...ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS! If I had a dollar for every fucking pundit that said, "we should err on the side of life". I hate people, I hate the news...they've turned a woman in pain into a circus, while letting a child die.

Rot in hell, bastards.
So it happened...Terri Schaivo has passed. If I have to listen to one more righteous fuck say, "why couldn't you give her some water to drink..." i'm going to explode. She can't fucking drink people...that's why she has a FEEDING TUBE. Terri isn't the reason for this post...

I'm going after hypocrites in general. For once, I got some information from the show Crossfire. I hate those fucks with a passion, but they did bring up an interesting story. Anyone every hear the name Wanda Hudson??? Of course not. Here's a mother who has a 5-month old child on a respirator...you can get the details here.

The courts gave the hospital permission to pull the plug. THE COURTS...ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS! If I had a dollar for every fucking pundit that said, "we should err on the side of life". I hate people, I hate the news...they've turned a woman in pain into a circus, while letting a child die.

Rot in hell, bastards.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

feeding tubes are so trendy...

Yeah, i said it...everyone wants in on the act. Now, the Pope is being fed through a tube in his nose. Christ, pull that tube as well. The Pope is 127 years old, and clinging to life, even tho God is apparently trying to kill him. Religious zealots should be outraged by modern medicine, getting in the way of god's work! He tried to kill terri schiavo...medicine kept her alive. He's trying to kill the Pope, and somehow the Vatican keeps him kicking. Is it modern medicine? Or does god just suck at his job? Maybe god is getting old, skills are slipping...like an older gangster.

NYU is restricting access to balconies of high rise dorms...too many students jumping. Maybe they'll be smart like me, find the keys to the roof to jump.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

it's been so long...

Yeah, it's been over two months since i've updated this thing...but to be honest, i have nothing interesting to talk about.

Terri Schiavo had her tube ripped out...joyous day for her, i'm sure. I've picked up the slack, been eating twice as much for her. That's my tribute. The fact that the courts are involved are unreal. Here's a brain damaged woman who wants to die, let her go. How can anyone's parents be so selfish? Seriously? 15 years of being a veggie...damn, let it go. Quality of life here people...hers sucks...let it go. Would anyone want their kids to keep them on a respirator for 15 years? Fuck no. Not to worry, i'm sure Schiavo's parents will rot in hell with Michael Bolton and Steve Winwood.

The Bush boys are watching this happen...which is great.

Let's see what else...

The NCAA's are quite possibly the worst tv ever, unless you're in vegas. I've tried watching them, but I get ONE regional game. I've been in vegas for the last three first round weekends...such a different experience. OU sucks, Big 12 sucks.

I gave up gambling for about 3 weeks...worst 3 weeks of my life, i'm back on the "sauce" now. Playing poker online is like heroine. I love it, can't get enough.

Lastly, Jim is a bitch. Can't show up at bowling unless i'm there. We lost two games because of him. That's why his average is lower than mine.

i'll try to update this more often in the future.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

midnight cornrows and wheat germ...

After spending a weekend in Detroit, there are a few things i've learned...

ONE: You can get your hair braided, cornrowed (if that's a word), or a weave 24/7 in Detroit. I actually saw a commercial that advertised this service...who needs a weave at 3am? Hooker gets beat up, needs her hair fixed? Can't sleep cuz you're coked up, need your cornrows taken out? Boggles my mind that there is a market for that, but then again, I live in Norman, OK. Detroit culture is slightly different. Oh, and they guarantee that you will get your braids in under 4 hours...they will have two "stylists" working at once. Wonder if you can get blown too? Ah the big city...

TWO: Wheat germ...that shit will make you so regular...shitting is a pleasure. My girlfriend's dad makes wheat germ waffles...they are gooooood. But, I can say that the wheat germ was the only major diet change of the weekend. Nothing sweeter in life than an effortless dump.

THREE: Shoveling snow sucks.

Next week...Youngstown stories!!

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Bush undercutting UN?

This is great...here's a link to an article discussing the US undermining the UN relief efforts...Story.

Let's hope the relief aid is nothing like the "aid" in Iraq. Bush will end up killing more Asians...

This just pisses me off. The UN is there for a reason.

Here's another "story" to check out...funny as hell: God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing.

It has finally happened...

Yes, indeed...finally after weeks of an empty blog, i'm posting something. Unfortunately, i've got nothing going on. I feel compelled to say that I shot a 729 set Wednesday night. Once again, I whipped Jim's lowly 651. It's amazing how I own that guy on Wednesday nights. He hasn't shot a higher set than me in at least a month. Next week, i'm not bowling...so at least he'll have a chance.

So how sad is it, with all that's going on in the world, i'm talking about bowling. I blame my three years living in a trailer park, but I digress...

I have to say, i'm completely in awe over the Tsumani bit. The pictures, the videos, the stories are all fascinating. It's just a shame that something like this didn't happen to L.A. or New York. That would make me laugh my ass off...no offense to those with family out there. The US has contributed something like $35 million to southeast Asia, and the Prez is getting shit for it (appropriately so). I'd love to see how the world would react if that happened to the US? Would anyone donate more than 50 bucks? Other than the Amurica's (yes, Amurica...just how Bushie pronounces it) slapbitch, England, would anyone have an outpouring of sympathy for the US? Somehow, Bushie would link a US bound Tsunami to Bin Laden...

I'd also like to point out that this Tsunami has provided a nice diversion from the usual stories on cable news. Now US troops can die in peace, not constantly publicized. The president is loving this natural disaster...for one week, he doesn't look like as big of a dick.

Now, i'm re-reading this and seeing it's a rant...i'm cutting it off here.